February 2007 Archives

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Make the Team? Fuck that, I'm gonna buy it!

This is a strange headline for CNN. I guess they've decided to buy up other website's headlines.

If I were one of the nominated audience members with a camera on me the whole night, people at home would have thought I was a wicked coke head because of the number of times I got up every time some annoying, self-serving, ridiculous, God-fearing thing was said during the Oscars. My girlfriend counted 7 times. We watched a total of 15 minutes of the entire broadcast.
From what I saw, Ellen is a good fit for the Oscars, funny but non-confrontational, talk-show, middle-american-style humor with a little dry wit to boot.

My hair has gotten quite long over the past few weeks. I'm definitely a few weeks past my personal haircut deadline. However, things may have gotten out of hand. In the last two weeks I have come out of the shower in the morning with Tom Hanks Di Vinci Code hair.

This is the reason why until the age of 20 I had never heard an adult film's audio track.