Oscar Thoughts

If I were one of the nominated audience members with a camera on me the whole night, people at home would have thought I was a wicked coke head because of the number of times I got up every time some annoying, self-serving, ridiculous, God-fearing thing was said during the Oscars. My girlfriend counted 7 times. We watched a total of 15 minutes of the entire broadcast.
From what I saw, Ellen is a good fit for the Oscars, funny but non-confrontational, talk-show, middle-american-style humor with a little dry wit to boot.