July 2007 Archives
Technology has caught up to American Gladiators.
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I went to see Ratatouille this weekend. Ending very good...the whole beginning and middle parts...not so much. Here are the film's problems as far as I see it:
1) Boring.
2) Not so funny.
3) They use Patton Oswalt as their protagonist, a tremendous standup comedian in his own right, and then don't allow him to say anything that's actually funny. Just that shlock cliche stuff you know is going to happen.
4) There aren't any strong "characters." Pixar has built an empire on cliched stories because they've always had great characters. This movie? No. There is ONE strong character and he appears for .30 seconds in the opening of the film and then re-appears to make the ending of the movie strong.
5) Kinda boring.
6) Pick your nose boring.
4 Year olds will enjoy this movie because they have the minds of 4 year olds. Possibly 6 year olds.
I have placed in 5th out of 16 teams at the half-way point in the 2007 Major League Baseball Season.
Here are the things that need to happen in order for my team to achieve ever-lasting bragging rights thru the 2007-2008 winter months:
1) My hitting must adjust to what it is supposed to be.
a) Andruw Jones...seriously now. You. Need. To. Get. It. Together!
b) Felipe Lopez...for real dude. Let's try to play like half the man you're supposed to be.
c) Bobby Abreu...OMG man. Turn. It. Up. A. Notch!
d) A.J. Pierzynski...OK crazy guy. Try hitting a tad bit better this half...I don't care if you have to start saying stupid stupid things in order to get yourself going...just get it done!
2) Pitching needs to stay the course.
3) Andruw and Bobby...seriously fellas...fucking seriously!
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The above image is the front page of CNN.com. It's breaking news and for some reason the guy's face is blurred.
Why you might ask?
Shut Up terrorist!
