Half Way Home

I have placed in 5th out of 16 teams at the half-way point in the 2007 Major League Baseball Season.

Here are the things that need to happen in order for my team to achieve ever-lasting bragging rights thru the 2007-2008 winter months:

1) My hitting must adjust to what it is supposed to be.
a) Andruw Jones...seriously now. You. Need. To. Get. It. Together!
b) Felipe Lopez...for real dude. Let's try to play like half the man you're supposed to be.
c) Bobby Abreu...OMG man. Turn. It. Up. A. Notch!
d) A.J. Pierzynski...OK crazy guy. Try hitting a tad bit better this half...I don't care if you have to start saying stupid stupid things in order to get yourself going...just get it done!

2) Pitching needs to stay the course.

3) Andruw and Bobby...seriously fellas...fucking seriously!